Look, people, I don’t even know what to say about this next stop. I’m just going to post these photos and do the best I can.
We found it in Carthage, Missouri. Sal said it would be “awesome.”
Do those little guys look familiar? Tear-drop eyes, round little faces, minimalist mouths…
It’s the Precious Moments Park & Chapel. You heard me. Complete with stained glass windows, angelic fountains, Biblical scenes with these figurines beaming their nose-less goodness on you from on high. Jesus is standard-looking in all of the scenes. He’s the only one not “precious moments-y”. There’s no satisfactory explanation for this.
Is that the….?
The Sistine Chapel, yes. I don’t even know what to say.