I think life should come with warnings. Like, when someone is calling you and wants to rant about their deadbeat boyfriend for the 1,000th time, a little warning should go off to let you know. So you can at least make a cup of tea and prepare yourself.
And also for posts. If a post is going to be excessively whiny (or whingy. is it ‘whingey’? how the hell do you spell that?) it should come with an Emo Warning. Something like:
EMO WARNING: THIS POST IS WHINY AND WILL GO ON FOR SOME TIME
THIS POST TAKES ITSELF TOO SERIOUSLY
THIS IS MOSTLY A POLITICAL RANT THAT HAS LITTLE INTELLECTUAL VALUE THAT WILL WASTE YOUR MENTAL SPACE WITH DRAMATIC REINTERPRETATIONS OF FACTS.
You see how helpful this could be?
Tell your friends.