emo warning

I think life should come with warnings.  Like, when someone is calling you and wants to rant about their deadbeat boyfriend for the 1,000th time, a little warning should go off to let you know.  So you can at least make a cup of tea and prepare yourself.

And also for posts.  If a post is going to be excessively whiny (or whingy. is it ‘whingey’? how the hell do you spell that?) it should come with an Emo Warning. Something like:

EMO WARNING: THIS POST IS WHINY AND WILL GO ON FOR SOME TIME

or:

THIS POST TAKES ITSELF TOO SERIOUSLY

or:

THIS IS MOSTLY A POLITICAL RANT THAT HAS LITTLE INTELLECTUAL VALUE THAT WILL WASTE YOUR MENTAL SPACE WITH DRAMATIC REINTERPRETATIONS OF FACTS.

You see how helpful this could be?

Tell your friends.

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